at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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