My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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