glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You ate ashes out of my bong
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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