I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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