He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I've blown a few things in my day
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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