is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
