ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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