Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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