is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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