now i know why i became what i already was.
she looked like the before picture.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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