The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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