Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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