I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
he just fucked me for my cheese..
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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