So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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