You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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