don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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