Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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