ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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