So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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