YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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