Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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