In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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