dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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