do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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