whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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