Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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