the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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