He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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