i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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