i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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