I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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