i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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