I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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