Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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