the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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