Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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