just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Dick very happy bro
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Randomize
