we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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