Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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