I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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