I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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