I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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