Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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