everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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