This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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