no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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