Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
why is half of my head shaved?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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