haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
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