So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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