He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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