I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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