He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm bleeding and have questions
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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