Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
there was a trapeze. enough said
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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