All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Barsexuality is the new black.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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