I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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