I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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