How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
zippers are such a cool invention
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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