Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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